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By Sean (Rockman Shadow)
Revisions by Sean (Compass Man)
It’s a new day and the damage Boba Fett caused has been fixed.
Compas(s) Man: Hey, we never said how we got out new Dangan Man.
Rockman Shadow: We downloaded his personality off the Internet.
Compas(s) Man: What? No lengthy story?
Rockman Shadow: Nope.
Kosumo Man: Has anyone seen Konro Man?
Dangan Man: No.
Clock Man: I didn’t do anything to him.
Rockman Shadow: You’d better not have.
On the ceiling, Konro Man tries to speak but is gagged. He is held up there by a lot of duct tape.
Konro Man: Mph!
Meanwhile Chaos Clock is doing something sinister.
Chaos Clock: I am almost finished. The only thing that could make this creation more perfect would be Samus’s body. The Time Trekkers have a Samus from an alternate universe that could be perfect for this experiment.
Later, an explosion burst through the walls of the Time Trekkers’ base.
Chaos Clock: You fools will never defeat me!
Clock Man: Oh, yeah? We’ll see about that!
Aircon Man: We’ll blow you away!
After a long battle, Chaos Clock runs away to go back to his lair.
Chaos Clock: You have not seen the last of me!
Back at his lair…
Chaos Clock: Thank you, Boba Fett. While I distracted them in that meaningless battle you managed to nab their maid for me. You’re payment is in this bag.
Chaos Clock tosses Boba Fett a bag.
Boba Fett: Thanks.
As soon as Boba Fett leaves, Chaos Clock begins to work.
Chaos Clock: Now to inject Metroid DNA into her body and give her an electrical shock. I will also activate the fusion device to fuse these Metroids with her and fire the mutation ray at her. Now to transfer the mind of the Metroid Queen from the alternate reality that the Time Trekkers defeated her in into her and to add the remains of the Metroid Queen’s body. Now, I need to give her another blast from this mutation ray and use some alien technology to increase her power. There finally, I have created the Metroid Empress!
Metroid Empress: What happened?
Chaos Clock: You used to be the Metroid Queen from an alternate reality, but I have given you new life and power. I transferred you’re mind to the Samus from you’re dimension and then fused her body with you’re remains and other Metroids. Then using alien technology that I have stolen along with this also stolen mutation ray, I have given you even more power.
Metroid Empress: Thank you, and now I am ready for revenge.
Chaos Clock: I was hoping you would be.
Back at the Time Trekkers base, the Metroid Empress and Chaos Clock appear.
Chaos Clock: Hello again, I would have brought Boba Fett with me, but he has a different job sadly.
Metroid Empress: Remember me? I was the Metroid Queen before you killed me, but now I am the more powerful Metroid Empress! You will perish under my might.
Rockman Shadow: Hey, you look like the Samus from that reality that we made our maid! We were wondering where she went; you stole her body for that didn’t you Chaos Clock?
Chaos Clock: Who cares if I did? You're going to die anyway!
Metroid Empress: I’m not exactly used to my form, but I’m powerful enough to take care of you!
Rockman Shadow: Oh, yeah? Take this!
Rockman Shadow uses his beam saber to try and slash her in two, but she blocks with her claws. Compas(s) Man then attacks her, but she jumps out of the way.
Rockman Shadow: Trenchancy try using the automated defense system!
Trenchancy: Affirmative.
Chaos Clock: Not so fast!
Chaos Clock freezes the automated defense system along with Trenchancy before they could help; he then freezes Kosumo Man when he was about to attack and dodges Dangan Man when he tried to ram him.
Dangan Man: Dang, I was this close.
Rockman Shadow: You can’t block or dodge all my blows.
Metroid Empress: You’re right so allow me to take you out before you can do anything.
Metroid Empress shoots out acid from her mouth at both Rockman Shadow and Compas(s) Man.
Clock Man: Let me help!
Clock Man freezes the acid before it could reach them, but left himself open from an attack by Chaos Clock. As soon as he was hit, the acid unfroze and hit Rockman Shadow and Compas(s) Man.
Metroid Empress: Pathetic.
Chaos Clock: Wait, isn’t there one more?
Konro Man: AHH!!!!
Chaos Clock and Metroid Empress: What?!
Konro Man broke free from the duct tape finally, but forgot that he was on the ceiling and came falling down right on top of the Metroid Empress and Chaos Clock. While falling he also shot some fire at them. The Metroid Empress and Chaos Clock could not get out of the way in time and he landed on them.
Chaos Clock: Get off me, you oaf.
Metroid Empress: Come on, let’s leave.
Chaos Clock and the Metroid Empress manage to escape from underneath him and then quickly ran off.
Rockman Shadow: Did you tape Konro Man to the ceiling?
Clock Man: No… Ok, yes.
Rockman Shadow: Hand over the duct tape.
Clock Man: Here.
Rockman Shadow: And the axe.
Clock Man: Here.
Rockman Shadow: And the muzzle.
Clock Man: Here.
Rockman Shadow: And the mallet.
Clock Man: Here.
Konro Man: I think they’ll be at that for hours.
Compas(s) Man: What should we do?
Aircon Man: What else? Party!
Kosumo Man: Let’s go!
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