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By Sean (Rockman Shadow)
Revisions by Sean (Compass Man)
After defeating Chaos Clock,a lawyer from Gauntlet show up.
Rockman Shadow: We are not paying you all a million dollars because Clock Man copied Gauntlet’s moves!
Lawyer: This isn’t the last you will see of me!
Dangan Man: Yes it is, Rockn Vulcan!
The lawyer jumps out of the way and the blast hits another lawyer coming that was sent by Gary.
Lawyer: Ha! You have now committed murder; the jury will be sure to turn to my favor.
Rockman Shadow: Ha, the city has decided to use a computer to randomly select the jury and I’ll be sure to hack into it and change the jury!
The next day at the courtroom…
Lawyer: What? You’re the jury and the defendants? You’re in two places at once.
Clock Man: Actually they are us from five minutes after the trial.
Lawyer: No!
Rockman Shadow: Also the judge is me from five minutes after you left yesterday.
Lawyer: No, I can’t win!
After the trial…
Rockman Shadow: We won!
Lawyer: No, I will have my revenge!
Kosumo Man: Come on guys, we need to go back in time now so we can vote on ourselves.
Rockman Shadow: Now that the Time Trekkers from other time periods are going lets go home.
Dangan Man: Yeah, it is kind of weird looking at ourselves.
The next day…
Rockman Shadow: If you cut off this new arm I got, I will cut off you’re head with my beam saber.
Clock Man: You’re no fun.
Clock Man tosses aside an axe, which barely misses hitting Samus who is serving them breakfast in a maid outfit.
Kosumo Man: What do you think the Samus in our dimension will do when she finds out we are using a brainless version of her from an alternate reality as a maid?
Dangan Man: I don’t know, maybe kill us?
Aircon Man: Then we probably shouldn’t tell her that we went to an alternate reality, threw Metroids at her, and let them suck out her brain, and then made her our maid. We would want to have the best bounty hunter ever after us.
Boba Fett walks in.
Boba Fett: Actually you do have the best bounty hunter ever after you, and I am insulted you think Samus is better than me!
Compas(s) Man: Why are you after us?
Boba Fett: this lawyer guy told me to kill you unless you are willing to pay $500,000. He decided to be nice and only make you pay half of the million you owe.
Aircon Man: We will never pay!
Boba Fett: Then you will die.
Boba Fett starts firing lasers and rockets at them, and the team begins dodging attacks.
Clock Man: Let me help us out with this, Time Bomb!
Boba Fett starts to slow down and then finally stops.
Clock Man: Now everyone, attack!
Everyone began to launch their most powerful attacks when Boba Fett started moving again. First slowly, but then at full speed. He easily avoided all attacks.
Boba Fett: You will find that I am too powerful to be kept frozen for long by that cowardly attack. I did a bit of extra training to get ready for this bounty and my employer helped to boost my resistance against you’re attacks.
Rockman Shadow meanwhile snuck up from behind and activated his beam saber.
Rockman Shadow: Take this!
The Beam Saber was inches away from Boba Fett’s head before a blast of flame came and hit Rockman Shadow in the stomach. Boba Fett had shot him with his flamethrower.
Boba Fett: Now, who wants to try attacking me next?
Compas(s) Man: We will never loose!
Kosumo Man: We will make you pay for attacking us!
Later…
Aircon Man: I can’t believe we lost.
Compas(s) Man: I can’t believe he made us pay extra to not kill us after we gave him the money.
Boba Fett: See you losers later; I better give my employer this money.
Far off at the outskirts of town, Boba Fett meets the lawyer.
Lawyer: Finally, I almost have enough money to put my plans into action. You have been very helpful, Boba.
Boba Fett: Fine, but I’d better get my pay.
Lawyer: Ah, yes. Here it is, this is the artifact you wanted from the past, correct?
Boba Fett: Yes, it is.
When Boba Fett leaves, the Lawyer starts laughing.
Lawyer: I can’t believe the foolish Time Trekkers didn’t realize who I was, for I am truly…
The Lawyer takes off his the glasses which are those disguise glasses from the joke shop that have a fake nose and mustache to reveal himself as Chaos Clock.
Chaos Clock: Chaos Clock! I can’t believe that cheap disguise worked and I almost have enough money and other things to put my plans into action in this time period!
Then Chaos Clock begins his evil laugh.
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