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By Brian (Clock Man)
Revisions by Sean (Compass Man)
Narrator: Our adventure begins at a local bookstore...
Clock: *browsing through books* Do dee do do do... A ha! Here it is! Gary Martin's new book 1001 Ways to Prank Your Friends and Teammates. This should solve my boredom problem Puahahahahahahaha.......
*several hours later*
Clock: hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Store Manager: He's been standing there laughing for hours! Kick him out!
Store Clerk: Uh, sir, the last three clerks to ask him to leave all mysteriously vanished as though time were stopped!
Store Manager: Stop reading the damn science fiction books and kick that guy out!
Store Clerk: He's gone! And he took the book he was holding!
Store Manager: That's it, I'm calling the poli- *vanishes and reappears in a dumpster*
Clock: Puahahahahaha! *runs home*
Narrator: The next day....
Rockman Shadow's Alarm: *starts beeping wildly*
Rockman Shadow: Wha? Its only three a.m. *sees Clock standing by his bed* Clock? What are you doing at my bedside at three a.m.? What are you doing with that muzzle? And that axe?
Clock: heh heh heh heh....
Narrator: Later that morning...
Compass: Thanks for cooking breakfast Clock!
Aircon: Yeah, what are we having?
Konro: Who cares? It smells deep fried, so it'll taste like delicious golden batter anyway.
Kosumo: Anybody seen Rockman Shadow anywhere?
Rockman Shadow: *falls down the stairs tied to a chair with a muzzle on his mouth and one arm missing* Mmmmph! Mmmmph!
Clock: *puts a plate on the table with what looks like a deep fried arm* Everybody dig in!
Rockman Shadow: Mmmmooooh! Mmmmoooh!
Narrator: After breakfast...
Aircon: *unties Rockman Shadow* Hey, what happened to your arm? You sell it on ebay?
Rockman Shadow: No, you morons ATE IT DEEP FRIED! How the hell am I supposed to fight with one arm missing?
Clock: You could stand on that hand and fight with your legs.
Rockman Shadow: YOU! *headbutts Clock*
Clock: *fades out* Twas a hologram....
Konro: So now he's taking Gauntlet lessons?
Clock: *walks down the stairs* Hey everybody. Enjoy breakfast?
Rockman Shadow: YOU DIE NOW! *charges Clock*
Clock: *activates Time Bomb*
*everything freezes*
Clock: Ahh, the safety of a frozen universe where only I can move. *sees a shadowy figure dash across the room* What the?
Shadowy Figure: *smashes Clock on the head with a lamp*
Clock: *gets knocked unconscious, cancelling the Time Bomb*
Compass: Hey, how did Clock fall down so quick?
Rockman Shadow: *gets punched in the back of the head at an insane speed* What the hell was that?
Dangan: What the hell was that? *suddenly flies into the ceiling*
Aircon: We're being attacked!
Konro: By what?
Aircon: What else? Ghosts! I know what to do during emergencies like this! Compass!
Compass: What?
Aircon: We'll use our "secret weapon".
Compass: Uggh, for the last time, that doesn't-
Aircon: -Shut up! We're doing it anyway. *pulls out two rings*
Compass: Fine, whatever.
Aircon: *gives a ring to Compass* 1, 2, 3...
Compass and Aircon: Wondertwin powers activate!
Aircon: Form of: a giant ghost net!
Compass: You got those stupid things in a box of cheerios.
Aircon: Well, I'm fresh out of ideas. *suddenly trips*
Dangan: If someone is attacking us, they should atleast show themself!
Shadowy Figure: *appears out of nowhere* Shadow, Compass, I think you already know who I am.
Rockman Shadow: It can't be!
Compass: But, but, you were-
Shadowy Figure: Abandoned by you bastards in that time vortex? Yes, and I havn't forgotten it in all the years and places I've traveled to. I've acquired so much strength in my travels, that I have become.... CHAOS CLOCK!
Aircon: If you don't stop attacking us we'll have to destroy you, regardless of your past relation with the previou *gets knocked back*
Chaos Clock: Ha! You think you can destroy me? None of you can stop my changing the passage of time!
Clock: *wakes up* Except me. Everbody get out of here! I'm the only one who can fight at his speed!
Kosumo: But we have to help you! Who knows what this guy can do?
Clock: No! I can't risk you guys being here! Hide in another era untill I send you a signal.
Rockman Shadow: Alright, but be careful!
Time Trekkers (except Clock): *time travel into the distant past*
Clock: Its just you and me now.
Chaos Clock: I assume that you, like myself, are immune to our weapons?
Clock: Yes. But you should really think about what you're doing-
Chaos Clock: -Talk is cheap! Now is the time for action! *punches Clock*
Clock: *fades out* Twas a hologram!
Chaos Clock: What the hell?
Clock: *smashes Chaos Clock with a huge wooden mallet* I've been studying the techniques of the masters. And now for a Brian.EXE original. *forces a bomb through Chaos Clock's mouth*
Chaos Clock: Oh shit. *quickly sends one microchip of his brain through time*
Clock: Your time's up! *detonates the bomb, blowing up Chaos Clock*
Time Trekkers: *return to the base*.
Rockman Shadow: We got your signal. Did you kill Chaos Clock?
Clock: No, he sent a bit of himself through time before I blew him up. He's still out there somewhere....
The End
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