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By Sean (Rockman Shadow)
Revisions by Sean(Compass Man)
Rockman Shadow: Ok now that we’re done partying let’s go do something. Also we still need to give Konro Man a personality.
Clock Man: I just remembered that Samus Aran got a huge reward for getting rid of the metroids on that planet called SR388.
Rockman Shadow: And?
Clock Man: We could travel back in time and get rid of them instead for the reward!
Compas(s) Man: Then we could be rich!
Rockman Shadow: Ok everybody, time travel, now!
Everyone teleports together and then there is a flash of light. The time stream is opened and they teleport into it. Moments later they came out and landed on SR388.
TNTBoy: Get off me! I came here because I heard it was a great vacation spot, but I’ve been fighting off Metroids and now you robots land on me!
Clock Man: Hey, I can make him Konro Man! Don’t worry; this will only hurt a lot!
Clock Man freezes everyone in time and then turns TNTBoy into Konro Man.
Rockman Shadow: Couldn’t you have just frozen him and not frozen us too?
Clock Man: Yes, but which would of allowed me to put you all into embarrassing positions? I now have pictures to blackmail you all with at a later date.
Rockman Shadow: Let’s just get going.
Konro Man: Does he force most people to join like he just did to me.
Dangan Man, Aircon Man, and Kosumo Man: Yes.
The Time Trekkers run into some Metroids and a battle begins.
Metroid: Attack!
Metroid: Die!
Metroid: Kill!
Clock Man: I’ll freeze them so you guys can then beat them!
Rockman Shadow: Full power guys!
The Time Trekkers easily took out the Metroids that were frozen and could not attack or defend themselves.
Rockman Shadow: Now to take out the queen!
Rockman Shadow starts to head off.
Clock Man: It’s this way.
Rockman Shadow: Hmm… I guess I should have Trenchancy send us a map of this place then.
Trenchancy: Maps of SR388 sent to memory systems of the Time Trekkers.
Rockman Shadow: Thanks. Now, everyone let's give the Metroid Queen a visit.
Everyone rushes off to face off against the Metroid Queen.
Metroid Queen: Hello, who are you? I remember telling my children to specifically avoid letting anything that is not dead to enter without my permission.
Rockman Shadow: They’re dead and you will be too soon!
Metroid Queen: What?! You’ll pay for destroying my family!
Clock Man: Let’s see how you fight when frozen! Time Bomb!
Konro Man: Let me turn up the heat! Flame Mixer!
Compas(s) Man: Let me split so I can split you!
Aircon Man: Let me blow you away with Barrier Wind!
Dangan Man: Here, you might get a bit danged up! Rockn Vulcan!
Kosumo Man: Time for you to fall! Doppel Crash!
Rockman Shadow: Let me crack you open and see what is inside!
Everyone hit the Metroid Queen with his or her best attack(s) and the Metroid Queen fell to the ground. Samus then walks in.
Samus: Hey! That was my job!
Konro Man: Here you can have a pet Metroid and we’ll take the money.
Clock Man: Actually have two or three or four!
Everyone begins throwing nearby baby Metroids at Samus’s head.
Samus: Ah! They’re sucking out my brain!
Rockman Shadow: Samus what is two plus two?
Samus: Uh……
Clock Man: You there Samus?
Samus: ….
Samus falls to the ground and Rockman Shadow shoots the Metroids off.
Compas(s) Man: We killed Samus and screwed up the future, and By doing the job instead of her we ruined it even more!
Rockman Shadow: This is an alternate reality I took us too and we didn't kill Samus, the Metroids just ate her brain. It is nearly the exact same as ours though. I’m not dumb enough to destroy our time period completely. Doing the job instead of Samus would do too much damage to our timeline, so I took us to an alternate reality that is almost exactly the same. I don’t care if we screw up an alternate reality. The alternate versions of us here will hate us, but who cares?
Konro Man: Couldn’t we have just gone back in time in our reality so we could buy winning lottery tickets, and get rich? We wouldn’t have screwed up anyone’s reality.
Rockman Shadow: Well, we couldn’t of done that because…..
Clock Man: Shut up! We’re not supposed to use common sense!
Kosumo Man: What should we do with Samus?
Rockman Shadow: Lets give her a brain in our reality and make her our maid after we get the reward! We can use her weaponry for the security system or something!
Everyone besides Rockman Shadow: Ok!
Rockman Shadow: What should we spend the money on?
Everyone thinks for a moment.
Everyone: Another party!
Narrator: So they get the reward, give Samus to Trenchancy so Trenchancy can give her a mind and make her their maid, and left to get everything needed for a party, except for Dangan Man whose brain was sucked out before they left the planet.
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