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By Brian (Clock Man)
Revisions by Sean (Compass Man)
Narrator: Our heros, Rockman Shadow and Compass Man, have finally set up base. However, they soon make a horrible discovery...
Rockman Shadow: Hey, the other robots don't have personalities!
Compass Man: What do you mean?
Rockman Shadow: Their entire memory has been wiped clean! They have no recollection of our past adventures!
Compass Man: Who would want to destroy their memories? And why not ours?
*flashback*
Narrator: Earlier that day, at the Metallic Mercenaries base....
BZE: What are you working on Brian? Its almost time for the netbattle tournament.
Brian: I just finished my new navi! Brian.EXE!
Ti-An: Real creative. What's he do?
Brian: This is a different type of navi. He has no battle skills-
Gohan G.: -Then what good is he?
Brian: He has an internal hacking device. He can change any kind of data in the net or any appliance he enters.
Mimi: Why would you want that kind of navi? If he breaks loose, he could destroy our base.
Ti-An: Looks like another failure.
Brian: Shut up!
BZE: Just use Knightman.EXE for the tourney.
Brian: Fine. *accidentally leaves Brian.EXE connected to the net*
Brian.EXE: Rejected huh? Thats it! TIME TO WREAK SOME HAVOC! *enters the television through the net, and enters the connected gamecube* Lets see how they like their memory cards erased! *erases the memory cards*. Now then, where else can I cause harm?
Narrator: Later, at the Mechanical Maniacs base....
Nightmare: Hey! The stupid toilet won't flush! I knew we shouldn't have gotten the " electric smart toilet".
Toilet: *blows up in Nightmare's face*. (In Brian.EXE's voice) Haha!
Narrator: Later, at the Sinister Six's base....
Eric: I need a soda. *opens fridge* What the?
*the fridge has become overheated and all of the food is on fire*
Brian.EXE: *apprears on the television* Haha!
Gary: What? Sombody pranked Eric before me? I will have my revenge!
Narrator: Later that day at the Time Trekkers base....
Brian.EXE: Hehe. While Rockman Shadow and Compass Man are out grocery shopping, I can prank the rest of the team into oblivion! This will be my best mischeif ever! *enters the other robots one by one and erases their personalities*.
*end of flshaback*
Brian.EXE: *appears on the TV* Haha! Tough luck!
Compass Man: So it was YOU who erased our teammates!
Brian.EXE: Yes, and the fun has only just begun! I have controll of this entire base! I command every appliance!
Comapss Man: Oh crap! Hey Sean, Where'd you go?
Rockman Shadow: *runs out of the kitchen with a flaming toaster on his head* The toaster's devouring my brain! Agh! *crashes into the TV.
Brian.EXE: Lets see how you face up against your teammates! *connects several wires to Clock Man and posses him*.
Rockman Shadow: Quick Sean, cut the wires!
Compass Man: I'm on it! *slices through the wires with his point*
Clock Man: Huh? Oh crap, I'm stuck inside Clock Man!
Rockman Shadow: Yup, and I've disabled all connecting pots on Clockman, so you can't escape!
Compass Man: So, this means we can never get the old Clock Man back.
Rockman Shadow: Ummm, I guess so. Say *points at Clock Man* How would you like to be on the Time Trekkers?
Compass Man: Are you crazy? He attacked you with a toaster!
Rockman Shadow: That was our last Clock Man, so either we give him another chance or lose a valuable team slot. Clock, if you're willing to apologize, we're willing to give you a second chance.
Clock Man: You are?
Compass Man: We are?
Rockman Shadow: Yes, that's what I just said. So, are you in?
Clock Man: Alright, I'm sorry for taking over your base and attacking you with a toaster. I can help fix up the place if you want. *activates Time Bomb and fixes up the base*.
Compass Man: How'd you do that so fast?
Clock Man: I can freeze time, remember?
Rockman Shadow: But how did you figure out how to use it?
Clock Man: When I was erasing the others, I took some time to study their weapons systems.
Rockman Shadow: That's all fine and dandy, but we still need to find more members!
Clock Man: Leave that to me! *activates Time Bomb*
Rockman Shadow: Not again! *freezes*
Clock Man: I found some people! *shoves several people through the door*
Err: Where am I? Who are you?
Compass Man: You didn't just round them up at the bus station, did you?
Clock Man:.... No.... And by "no" I mean "yes, I did just find them at that bus station".
Err: Bring me back! I'll be late for the netbattle tournament!
Clock Man: Just a second. *hooks everyone up to a computer*
Computer: Copy data?
Clock Man: Yes.
*everyone's personality is copied*
Clock Man: *activates Time Bomb and rushes everyone back to the bus station*
Clock Man: Load the data.. and done!
Skullman000 (as Dangan Man): What happened?
Michael (as Kosumo Man): Who are you guys?
Rockman Shadow: We are a Megaman team known as the Time Trekkers. We have gathered you here because someone *stares at Clock Man* erased most of our team.
Err (as Aircon Man): So, we're on this team now? Why us?
Clock Man: Because you were sitting at the closest bus stop to here.
Michael: I'm never riding the bus again.
Skullman000: Don't we have a say in the matter?
Rockman Shadow: No. Either you stay on the team or we destoy you.
Err: With what?
*several lazer cannons fall from the ceiling*
Michael: I'm happy to be on the team now.
Skullman000: Me too.
Err: Please don't hurt me.
Rockman Shadow: Then its settled. From now on you shall be known as Dangan Man, Aircon Man, and Kosumo Man!
Compass Man: What do we do now? We still need a Konro Man.
Aircon Man: What else? PARTY!
Everyone: *parties for no apparent reason*
Narrator: I suppose we can call this.....
THE END
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